I'm losing my charm

The extra 35 pounds hanging out in my middle region is making moving a little difficult. Which means playing with two rambunctious boys is also difficult. They no longer ask me to do the fun, crazy things. They know what my answer will be: "Sorry boys, mom can't do that right now." But Dad ... he's moving up on the cool charts. I always expected this day would come, but I was hoping for a few more years of being my soon-to-be-middle guy's favorite. Looks like those days might be over.








Oh well, at least he's having fun.