Wednesday, January 19, 2011

Ready for the big leagues



Ok, maybe just the minors? What, you say they need to know how to skate before they can join a real team. And "skating" around my dining room table in his socks or down the aisles of WalMart doesn't count? OK, so how about the pee-wees. Yeah, that's it. He's ready for the pee-wees. Or maybe just a living room league. That sounds safer anyway. I mean, have you seen some of those hockey players? I don't think I want my kid looking like that. I might even take a wrestler's cauliflower ear. Then again, maybe not. Dentists can do amazing things with dentures these days and you can't do anything about that kind of nasty ear.

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